Just for Kirsten:
This is a zony:
I’m not entirely sure this is real, but she swears it is. As you may surmise, a zony (or a shebra or a zetland) is a cross between a shetland pony and a zebra. Now how an african zebra would mate with a shetland pony is beyond me. But probably not beyond the wacky minds of some biologists with too much time on their hands.