OK – this is so wrong, but just so funny. While you’re at it, read the entire front page today. It’s clutch your guts funny. Esp. if you’re a web-developer.
Min Jung: everything ok?
Ernie: oh yeah, we’re fine. there is gonna be some pissed off lesbians tho — a fire broke out in their space.
Min Jung: how you know it’s pissed off lesbians?
Ernie: cuz it’s a lesbian bookstore.
Min Jung: oh shit.
Ernie: yep.
Min Jung: what started it? a vibrator that wouldnt’ turn off? not enough lube? too much friction? only you can stamp out bush fires.
*pause*
Min Jung: oh, i’m going to hell. i’m SO going to hell.