Satan ain’t welcome in Inglis

Mayor Banishes Satan from Inglis

“Be it known from this day forward that Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis. Satan is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens.”

Heh. This is so wacky. I wish it was a joke. When I read the headline at SoapboxGirls, I assumed I was following a link to a humorous Onion article. But alas, not. And I tend to agree with Emira, that the real question is whether this mayor is fit to run a town…