I’d like to start a new expression:
I got porned!
When woud one use it? When one unexpectedly ends up at a porn site. It doesn’t even have to be porn. It could simply be a site with lots of popups and popunders, flashing links, etc. You know the ones. They tend to be porn/gambling/warez sites anyhoo.
Most impressively, I just got porned on a link trail that took from soapbox girls and ended up at The Stile Project (which is what porned me). Which is odd, as those two sites seem almost complete opposites.