Jean & George, a conversation

G: Say Jean, I’m gonna bend you over and fist you hard and fast.
J:Ok, but I tell you, you must let our old people stay in Florida and spend our money in your country as well.
G: Sure. We’ll grant Canadian a special exemption. Y’all can come down and spend as long and as much as you like here.
J: hah-ha! victory is ours!

(no, I didn’t attempt accents. No this didn’t really happen. Yes, it is laughable).