Guys & Doll

Overheard while waiting outside the YWCA for a ride.
The situation: a stripper spending a long time bent over at her car, wiggling, then strutting across the street into Brandi’s. Two guys, walking along hornby, stop next to me and watch the proceedings, moving on only when she’s out of sight.

‘Duuuude’ (pointing across the street)
‘Sweet!’
‘Mm-mm-mm, Dude!’
‘Sa-weet!’
‘I’d like to supersize that order!’
‘sweeeeeeeet.’
‘Oooh – Shake yo’ thing!’
‘sweetness, all the way’

She then disappeared.