A conversation i didn’t have

Yep. Moby wasn’t kidding. I was talking to my brother, who’s, like, this really smart guy, and he was all like, ‘Dude, that’s so true!’ and I was all like ‘wha???’ and he was all like ‘Yeah!’ and I was all like ‘wha???’ and he was all like ‘Dude, look!’ and then he slit his wrist and the next thing I knew, I was seeing stars, so it’s true.