XXX

Went and saw me some XXX action last night. Hoo-wee! It was sweet! Straight-up, brainless, pointless action fun! with hoochies & hotties, russkies and yanks, guns & goons, cars & bikes, and to top it all off, snowboards, snowmobiles and an avalanche! Woot!

So yeah, I liked it. It had humorously bad dialogue, excellent, virtually non-stop action sequences, an appropriately inconceivable spy-genre romace, and the best part? Vin Diesel. Whom I should dislike, as Leah gushes “he’s so hot” whenever she sees him. But no, he totally makes the movie, in the same way he made Pitch Black, and the way he made The Fast & the Furious watchable (which not coincidentally, was also by Rob Cohen).

So if you want an excellent, mindless action flick, go see ‘XXX’. It’s far better than any other action flick I’ve seen in a while, and will most likely make the next bond (for which I saw a preview also) movie seem a little …. tame.