Fur

Cleaning my house today, I can’t believe the insane amount of cat fur that finds its way into every nook & cranny of my apartment. I don’t understand how my cats can remain so furry, and yet at least 2 fulls coats of fur from each of them is just laying around the apartment. And while yes, it has perhaps been a little longer than is desirable since last cleaned, the sheer amout of fur is ungodly. I think that my cats are actually small portals to the quasi-elemental plane of fur (for all you gamers out there), and they simply eject fur from that portal roughly at will. The couch, which I actually just vacumed on the weekend (or Monday – but within the last 10 days) is already completely covered in fur once again. It looks like it has been sitting collecting fur for at least a year.

And to think, someone who’s allergic to cats is coming to stay tomorrow. Yikes! I think even I managed to suck out every last particle of dust and fur today, by the time she arrives here tomorrow, it’ll be like the cleaning never happened at all.

I wish I had a super-power right now. Telekenesis or super-speed would be really handy to get all this done in time. The TK so I could just sit on the couch and have the various objects clean themselves, or the super-speed so I could actually get all this done in a reasonable time-frame.

But tonight, tonight I go out!

4 Replies to “Fur”

  1. I hear you on the fur thing. I’ve been combing Pluto daily all summer, and I swear each time I get a ball of fur the size of my head. And yet… yet… the house is still covered in fur, he’s still covered in fur and it just doesn’t seem to make sense. At this point I would think he would be bald.

  2. I hear you on the fur thing. I’ve been combing Pluto daily all summer, and I swear each time I get a ball of fur the size of my head. And yet… yet… the house is still covered in fur, he’s still covered in fur and it just doesn’t seem to make sense. At this point I would think he would be bald.

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