60 Replies to “Death Calculator”

  1. Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2059.

    And you will be 87 years old.

    In other words, you have 56 years left to live.
    So, enjoy them.

    Hey honey, right after you… creepy.

  2. Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2059.

    And you will be 87 years old.

    In other words, you have 56 years left to live.
    So, enjoy them.

    Hey honey, right after you… creepy.

  3. 86 for me! i work out daily, but i also drink like a fish and drive like a fucker…apparently i’ve only got 60 years left. crap, i better start doing something with my life. right after i drink that caesar.

  4. 86 for me! i work out daily, but i also drink like a fish and drive like a fucker…apparently i’ve only got 60 years left. crap, i better start doing something with my life. right after i drink that caesar.

  5. Hey, I’ll be dying in 2058 too! But you’re a bit younger so that’s not fair… Well, I’d look for you at the Pearly Gates, but I don’t think they accept atheists.

  6. Hey, I’ll be dying in 2058 too! But you’re a bit younger so that’s not fair… Well, I’d look for you at the Pearly Gates, but I don’t think they accept atheists.

  7. i must have done it wrong. it said i would die in 2008, at the age of 2008.

    so apparently i have five years left, but boy have i had some good times over the last two millenia.

    crap.

  8. i must have done it wrong. it said i would die in 2008, at the age of 2008.

    so apparently i have five years left, but boy have i had some good times over the last two millenia.

    crap.

  9. Here lies Brandon Johnson. Stone cold dead at 56. I’m cutting the Coca Cola per diem back to a litre and will try to be a little less reckless when I drive. How Day is living to 100 is beyond me.

  10. Here lies Brandon Johnson. Stone cold dead at 56. I’m cutting the Coca Cola per diem back to a litre and will try to be a little less reckless when I drive. How Day is living to 100 is beyond me.

  11. i fink this web site is rubbish it dosn’t tell me wen i want 2 die kkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiillllllllll mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee i want 2 die plz kill me

  12. i fink this web site is rubbish it dosn’t tell me wen i want 2 die kkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiillllllllll mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee i want 2 die plz kill me

  13. Hey I just wanna say. Just enjoy life dun werry bout dyin n shit ok. You have a good life ahead of you all and yeah. HAVE FUN!!!!!!! Do whatever feels good 🙂
    – Love Adam

  14. Hey I just wanna say. Just enjoy life dun werry bout dyin n shit ok. You have a good life ahead of you all and yeah. HAVE FUN!!!!!!! Do whatever feels good 🙂
    – Love Adam

  15. i hate my life nothink goes right im fed up of being used i just wish i was DEAD iv tryed to kill my self several of times but it just dont seem to work and its pissin me off i juts wont life to het over with infact i havent even got a life :`(

  16. i hate my life nothink goes right im fed up of being used i just wish i was DEAD iv tryed to kill my self several of times but it just dont seem to work and its pissin me off i juts wont life to het over with infact i havent even got a life :`(

  17. I DIE TODAY… its easy to believe because i have cancer… today is my 14th birthday.. i wont even get to live two days being 14.. i might as well kill myself now

  18. I DIE TODAY… its easy to believe because i have cancer… today is my 14th birthday.. i wont even get to live two days being 14.. i might as well kill myself now

  19. killing ur self doesn’t solve ur problems just live life while u can we will all die at an old age but not now.dont.If u have friend and u want to kill ur self u will have no one there to look out for u and u will be six foot underground and ur family and friends will miss u i learnt that last year i still want to kill myself but i dont wanna die early. read this and if this has helped u or not just add me to ur msn and tell me online

  20. killing ur self doesn’t solve ur problems just live life while u can we will all die at an old age but not now.dont.If u have friend and u want to kill ur self u will have no one there to look out for u and u will be six foot underground and ur family and friends will miss u i learnt that last year i still want to kill myself but i dont wanna die early. read this and if this has helped u or not just add me to ur msn and tell me online

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