Castration issues

“I, James Felbaum, during a fit of rage because my wife Tammy accused me of being unfaithful, stabbed myself in the testicles. Because of the bleeding and pain, I allowed my wife Tammy to remove my damaged testicles. I allowed her to do it because of her vast knowledge of medicine. I only hold myself responsible for this. I begged her to help me since I was too ashamed to go to the doctor. She reluctantly helped me and surgically removed my testicles at my request.”

From an article in The Advocate, which I found through East/West

ummm…what?