6 Replies to “Starbucks Oracle”

  1. I think mine is very accurate! (Tall Americano)

    Personality type: Asshat

    You carry around philosophy books you haven’t read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You’ve probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don’t have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink tall americano are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don’t understand.

    Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
    Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better.

  2. I think mine is very accurate! (Tall Americano)

    Personality type: Asshat

    You carry around philosophy books you haven’t read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You’ve probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don’t have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink tall americano are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don’t understand.

    Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
    Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better.

  3. wow, I’m also an asshat! It’s not all that accurate, though. (for me) Odd that it didn’t make any differentiation between tall americano and tall long americano, which is my drink….even stranger, grande nonfat cappuccino is also an asshat. I am NOTHING like those grande nonfat cappuccino people, no way. (snigger)

  4. wow, I’m also an asshat! It’s not all that accurate, though. (for me) Odd that it didn’t make any differentiation between tall americano and tall long americano, which is my drink….even stranger, grande nonfat cappuccino is also an asshat. I am NOTHING like those grande nonfat cappuccino people, no way. (snigger)

  5. Ya, it seems to default to a few answers. Type soy milk into anything and you’re a hippie. Anything that doesn’t have milk — americanos and espressos — make you an asshat. I’m probably comfortably somewhere in between asshat and hippie and seeing as how my two most regular drink orders (though rarely from a Starbucks) are soy latte and americano I guess it’s not too far off.

  6. Ya, it seems to default to a few answers. Type soy milk into anything and you’re a hippie. Anything that doesn’t have milk — americanos and espressos — make you an asshat. I’m probably comfortably somewhere in between asshat and hippie and seeing as how my two most regular drink orders (though rarely from a Starbucks) are soy latte and americano I guess it’s not too far off.

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